Sunday, December 4, 2011

Funny Love Quotes For Him

Funny Love Quotes For Him

Funny Love Quotes For Him
Funny Love Quotes For Him
Funny Love Quotes For Him

Funny Love Quotes For Him



Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. Cecilia Egan
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Edith Ann
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. Cher
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries. Cher
In love women are professionals, men are amateurs. Francois Truffaut
By the time you swear you're his,

Shivering and sighing,


And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -


Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying. Dorothy Parker
One lover, that is love; two lovers, that is passion; three lovers, that is commerce. French proverb
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands. Dudley Moore
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily I love you" on the back of the bill. Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
When two people decided to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. Fran Lebowitz
A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous. Ingrid Bergmen
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Funny Love Quotes For Her

Funny Love Quotes For Her

Funny Love Quotes For Her

Funny Love Quotes For Her

Funny Love Quotes For Her


If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way. Unknown Author
In their hearts women think that it is men's business to earn money and theirs to spend it. Arthur Schopenhauer
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires. Unknown Author
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say! Unknown Author
When men and women die as poets sung, His heart's the last part moved, her last, the tongue. Benjamin Franklin
You can't buy love on eBay. Unknown Author

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? Unknown Author
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. Brendan Francis
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Charlie Brown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. Cathy Carlyle
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette
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Funny Love Quotes

Funny Love Quotes
Funny Love Quotes
Funny Love Quotes
Funny Love Quotes

To be loved with love and care you will need joy and laughter in your love life and the easiest way one can find is through Funny Love Quotes. Share these collection of hilarious and humorous funny love quotes with your loved one and have a day to remember.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. Adrienne Gusoff
If you want peace in the house, do what your wife wants. African proverb
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie
I was married for nine years. Eight of those years were very passionate. But… well, passion's a mild word for it, really. It's… well, it was more like war. Alan Bates - An Unmarried Woman (film)
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Law and love are the same; romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection. Ally McBeal
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Unknown Author
Love at first sight is cured by the second look. American proverb
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. Unknown Author
"In literature as in love we are astonished at what is chosen by others. Andre Maurois
"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." Unknown Author

"A man who is honest with himself wants a woman to be soft and feminine, careful of what she's saying and talk like a man. Ann-Margret
" No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. Unknown Author
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